Post by Rojola on Aug 5, 2006 16:43:49 GMT 2
Anonymous Tactics vs The Suicide Krew
Introduction
Whit the Tit asked for a match so I agreed. Maps tonight were Monkey and 2mesa3 but I couldn't play cuz I didn't have Steam installed on this other computer... I was... using... yea. I was EXCITING the match from HLSW tho, which was pretty lame to be honest. We had AWKWARD defence as we didn't have T solly, just 3 pit sollies :E JaNordy was most capable HWG so he did that, DMW didn't want to T so he did pit so that left Demonaz to play T for the first time ever I think. Offy was RiZZo, ApOTeX, Saneksi and slippy who had some conn problems thru the whole match.
1st Round - Monkey League
One TsK asshole (actually he was the match hero cuz it would not end like this without his effort) started to backtrack on the first run as soldier so ApOTeX *SNAPPED*. After that, potshot was plenty, captures were not. All captures were between 6" and 14" so most of the match both offies just banged their meaty cocks against shiny steel shields of deffies. We got it to 20 - 0 but TsK comebacked to 20 - 20. We had the last word tho so it was 30 - 20. Towards the end, TsK had our flag on the move but we were able to keep it with lil' help from offence. This round had LOADS of good MM1 action so lets take a trip to LOGLAND. YOU READY!? YOU READY!!? OKAY LETS GET IT ON!!1! *dingdingding*
Promising start...
0:00:24 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: ?
0:00:42 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: wanna BT batard ?
0:00:44 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: ...
...which gets even more promising...
0:01:39 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: whee what a game
0:01:43 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: seriously
0:01:57 MM1 red [TsK] Rookie of the year: Okay quits now yea?
confessions from dance floor, we feel for ya slippy!
0:02:03 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: i dont speak finnish sorry
0:19:33 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: i didnt start the bt
some NOBODY whining at apo, look! (RiZZo laughing at him too lol)
0:03:18 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: stop that vana
0:03:20 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: fucking naab
0:03:23 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,flfd
RiZZo being even more hilarous, two examples:
0:15:33 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: FAS:dfllf
0:17:03 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,sda,fl
french whine (this one is clever from time to time)...
0:18:29 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: are u just a noob or a big mongz ?
0:18:34 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: mb ure finnish
0:18:34 MM1 blue at | daimi: yes
0:18:39 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: no shit
slippy explains why we don't have shit roster
0:19:07 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: why are u laming cause u hjave a shit roster ?
0:19:12 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: lol
0:19:16 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: scoreboard
0:19:20 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: ofc
0:19:23 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: ure laming non stop
AcidRenix makes a SERIOUS THREAT (DEFCON 5 NOW!1), are YOU ready!?? We take these allegations seriously, as always:
0:19:25 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: next map will be fun then
0:19:30 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: ready for a 0-0?
0:19:31 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: uuh! :DL:DL:DL:
0:19:36 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: OU NOU:PD:D:D
Who started what? AcidRenix finds that it isn't easy to explain the problem...
0:19:40 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your team BT on the first run..
0:19:44 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: not me
0:19:50 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your clan
0:19:52 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your part of your clan
lol at this guy again, get out of the interweb!
0:20:16 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: LKOLOL
0:20:18 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: look how u suck
0:20:21 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,Flf
0:20:24 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: look how u complain
even Whit joins the mm1 (pretty bad insult I must say...)
0:22:07 MM1 red [TsK]Whit: if u r gonna bt get some ssg aim
0:22:13 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,fl
Random daffin and lolling...
0:24:45 MM1 blue at | panee panee: lalalalalv 0:24:48 MM1 blue at | daimi: lol
Time for GGs...
0:24:53 MM1 red [TsK] Rookie of the year: gg!
0:24:56 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: gg
0:24:56 MM1 red [TsK] fI Re: gg
...or whine if you got upset...
0:24:56 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: well played..
0:24:59 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: sure know how to play tfc
Daimi confirms
0:25:02 MM1 blue at | daimi: we won?
0:25:07 MM1 red [TsK] fI Re: 3-2, yes
Time for revalations in 2mesa3 prematch...
0:00:43 [TsK] Rookie of the year: Shh i started it acid :p
0:00:37 [TsK]Whit: started what?
0:00:32 [TsK]fire: haha
0:00:28 [TsK] Rookie of the year: What do you think dumbass
0:00:23 [TsK]Whit: u r such an idiot end
0:00:19 [TsK]fire: i love you end
0:00:12 [TsK]Whit: u know these guys are tits and will continue anything
...indeed we do Whit!! :DDDD This was our absolution so Demonaz doens't have to worry that WE might have started it (he was pretty mad in Ventrilo I heard).
2nd Round - 2mesa3
Man what a round. That is TFC in it's PUREST FORM but wait a bit, there is more to come. Both teams knew that whoever caps first in 2mesa3, would make a lockdown or similar strategic move to secure the WIN. TsK doubled the stakes and AcidRenix wanted to be man of his words, so he had an ingenious plan...
0:02:26 [TsK] kR Gr: theyre bting again ...
0:02:29 [TsK]AcidReniX: i know
0:02:32 [TsK]AcidReniX: i am pipign spawn
...to pipe our spawn with demoman! I like that, you got style :) However, we adopted the same strategy soon and it seems that both teams were struggling with the same problem, quoting the "all chat" page now in chronological order:
0:03:48 Team red [TsK]fire (Team): cmon offy, cap one
0:03:50 Team blue at | daimi (Team): tuokaa se 1 lippu sielta
0:03:54 Team red [TsK] kR Gr (Team): how can we ?
0:03:54 Team blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] (Team): ei pysty
0:03:56 Team blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] (Team): demo pipee respaa.
0:04:09 Team red [TsK]fire (Team): we wont with your attitude, thats for sure
0:04:17 Team red [TsK] kR Gr (Team): sure theyre piping our resup
LOL, somehow I find that amusing that both teams are rallying and moaning about the resp demos at the same time. Class. Oh well, our offy was already giving up all hope but I tried to rally them in Ventrilo. ApOTeX for one was frustrated and ready to abandon all hope. Like the situation would not been bad enough, TsK capped the first flag when 10 minutes was played and...
0:09:51 [TsK] Rookie of the year: 1 more
0:09:55 [TsK]fire: 7 def yes?
0:09:57 [TsK]rahvin: one more
...we were DOOMED :(
I tried to rally my boys for better and even better performance, we had some touches and... *faint music from 2 miles away* ...sun was about to shine because... YOUR TEAM HAS CAPTURED THE ENEMY FLAG!!
0:13:08 at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] Capped the Red Flag
TFUU!! We were back in business!
Everyone got SUPER PUMPED and soon we had the TsK flag on the move again, now these turtling crawlers had to leave their shell and it was hunting season for AT men. TsK was able to return, but ultimately it was 20 - 10 on the skillboard for AT. We didn't took too long as we capped the third one... Now whos lockdowning :DDDD
As expected, TsK guys started to drop from the server one by one. AcidRenix tried ULTIMATE comeback in mm1:
0:23:19 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: being finnish though, you can win the game, but your still a loser
Hurts so much... But let's not worry about that, let's stare at the skillboard as we were on fire. SUPERWINNED!
Summary
In IRC, TsK guys were dead silent, which was expected. Silence tried to be clever but I basically shut him up saying that TsK seems to turtle better in IRC than in TFC. Silence didn't have a glue what happened anyway so we left him mumbling alone with his DM trophy. RiZZo tried to comfort him I guess.
Good game, one of the best I've HEARD as I was not playing nor speccing. This one gets easily into Top Ten Juiciest Matches Ever. Only thing this match would have needed would be me, ja, arro & korpse which is pretty much I guess.
- Rojola
PS. Aftermatch IRC humor by Daimi
* daimi- has joined #[TsK]
(daimi) was the server ok for you guys?
Statistics
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Introduction
Whit the Tit asked for a match so I agreed. Maps tonight were Monkey and 2mesa3 but I couldn't play cuz I didn't have Steam installed on this other computer... I was... using... yea. I was EXCITING the match from HLSW tho, which was pretty lame to be honest. We had AWKWARD defence as we didn't have T solly, just 3 pit sollies :E JaNordy was most capable HWG so he did that, DMW didn't want to T so he did pit so that left Demonaz to play T for the first time ever I think. Offy was RiZZo, ApOTeX, Saneksi and slippy who had some conn problems thru the whole match.
1st Round - Monkey League
One TsK asshole (actually he was the match hero cuz it would not end like this without his effort) started to backtrack on the first run as soldier so ApOTeX *SNAPPED*. After that, potshot was plenty, captures were not. All captures were between 6" and 14" so most of the match both offies just banged their meaty cocks against shiny steel shields of deffies. We got it to 20 - 0 but TsK comebacked to 20 - 20. We had the last word tho so it was 30 - 20. Towards the end, TsK had our flag on the move but we were able to keep it with lil' help from offence. This round had LOADS of good MM1 action so lets take a trip to LOGLAND. YOU READY!? YOU READY!!? OKAY LETS GET IT ON!!1! *dingdingding*
Promising start...
0:00:24 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: ?
0:00:42 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: wanna BT batard ?
0:00:44 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: ...
...which gets even more promising...
0:01:39 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: whee what a game
0:01:43 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: seriously
0:01:57 MM1 red [TsK] Rookie of the year: Okay quits now yea?
confessions from dance floor, we feel for ya slippy!
0:02:03 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: i dont speak finnish sorry
0:19:33 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: i didnt start the bt
some NOBODY whining at apo, look! (RiZZo laughing at him too lol)
0:03:18 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: stop that vana
0:03:20 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: fucking naab
0:03:23 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,flfd
RiZZo being even more hilarous, two examples:
0:15:33 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: FAS:dfllf
0:17:03 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,sda,fl
french whine (this one is clever from time to time)...
0:18:29 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: are u just a noob or a big mongz ?
0:18:34 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: mb ure finnish
0:18:34 MM1 blue at | daimi: yes
0:18:39 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: no shit
slippy explains why we don't have shit roster
0:19:07 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: why are u laming cause u hjave a shit roster ?
0:19:12 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: lol
0:19:16 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: scoreboard
0:19:20 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: ofc
0:19:23 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: ure laming non stop
AcidRenix makes a SERIOUS THREAT (DEFCON 5 NOW!1), are YOU ready!?? We take these allegations seriously, as always:
0:19:25 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: next map will be fun then
0:19:30 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: ready for a 0-0?
0:19:31 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: uuh! :DL:DL:DL:
0:19:36 MM1 blue at | Vana Tallinn.ee: OU NOU:PD:D:D
Who started what? AcidRenix finds that it isn't easy to explain the problem...
0:19:40 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your team BT on the first run..
0:19:44 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: not me
0:19:50 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your clan
0:19:52 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: your part of your clan
lol at this guy again, get out of the interweb!
0:20:16 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: LKOLOL
0:20:18 MM1 red [TsK] kR Gr: look how u suck
0:20:21 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,Flf
0:20:24 MM1 blue at | Strawhat: look how u complain
even Whit joins the mm1 (pretty bad insult I must say...)
0:22:07 MM1 red [TsK]Whit: if u r gonna bt get some ssg aim
0:22:13 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: ,fl
Random daffin and lolling...
0:24:45 MM1 blue at | panee panee: lalalalalv 0:24:48 MM1 blue at | daimi: lol
Time for GGs...
0:24:53 MM1 red [TsK] Rookie of the year: gg!
0:24:56 MM1 blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD]: gg
0:24:56 MM1 red [TsK] fI Re: gg
...or whine if you got upset...
0:24:56 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: well played..
0:24:59 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: sure know how to play tfc
Daimi confirms
0:25:02 MM1 blue at | daimi: we won?
0:25:07 MM1 red [TsK] fI Re: 3-2, yes
Time for revalations in 2mesa3 prematch...
0:00:43 [TsK] Rookie of the year: Shh i started it acid :p
0:00:37 [TsK]Whit: started what?
0:00:32 [TsK]fire: haha
0:00:28 [TsK] Rookie of the year: What do you think dumbass
0:00:23 [TsK]Whit: u r such an idiot end
0:00:19 [TsK]fire: i love you end
0:00:12 [TsK]Whit: u know these guys are tits and will continue anything
...indeed we do Whit!! :DDDD This was our absolution so Demonaz doens't have to worry that WE might have started it (he was pretty mad in Ventrilo I heard).
2nd Round - 2mesa3
Man what a round. That is TFC in it's PUREST FORM but wait a bit, there is more to come. Both teams knew that whoever caps first in 2mesa3, would make a lockdown or similar strategic move to secure the WIN. TsK doubled the stakes and AcidRenix wanted to be man of his words, so he had an ingenious plan...
0:02:26 [TsK] kR Gr: theyre bting again ...
0:02:29 [TsK]AcidReniX: i know
0:02:32 [TsK]AcidReniX: i am pipign spawn
...to pipe our spawn with demoman! I like that, you got style :) However, we adopted the same strategy soon and it seems that both teams were struggling with the same problem, quoting the "all chat" page now in chronological order:
0:03:48 Team red [TsK]fire (Team): cmon offy, cap one
0:03:50 Team blue at | daimi (Team): tuokaa se 1 lippu sielta
0:03:54 Team red [TsK] kR Gr (Team): how can we ?
0:03:54 Team blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] (Team): ei pysty
0:03:56 Team blue at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] (Team): demo pipee respaa.
0:04:09 Team red [TsK]fire (Team): we wont with your attitude, thats for sure
0:04:17 Team red [TsK] kR Gr (Team): sure theyre piping our resup
LOL, somehow I find that amusing that both teams are rallying and moaning about the resp demos at the same time. Class. Oh well, our offy was already giving up all hope but I tried to rally them in Ventrilo. ApOTeX for one was frustrated and ready to abandon all hope. Like the situation would not been bad enough, TsK capped the first flag when 10 minutes was played and...
0:09:51 [TsK] Rookie of the year: 1 more
0:09:55 [TsK]fire: 7 def yes?
0:09:57 [TsK]rahvin: one more
...we were DOOMED :(
I tried to rally my boys for better and even better performance, we had some touches and... *faint music from 2 miles away* ...sun was about to shine because... YOUR TEAM HAS CAPTURED THE ENEMY FLAG!!
0:13:08 at | EmPhRaM^angst[EVERWOOD] Capped the Red Flag
TFUU!! We were back in business!
Everyone got SUPER PUMPED and soon we had the TsK flag on the move again, now these turtling crawlers had to leave their shell and it was hunting season for AT men. TsK was able to return, but ultimately it was 20 - 10 on the skillboard for AT. We didn't took too long as we capped the third one... Now whos lockdowning :DDDD
As expected, TsK guys started to drop from the server one by one. AcidRenix tried ULTIMATE comeback in mm1:
0:23:19 MM1 red [TsK]AcidReniX: being finnish though, you can win the game, but your still a loser
Hurts so much... But let's not worry about that, let's stare at the skillboard as we were on fire. SUPERWINNED!
Summary
In IRC, TsK guys were dead silent, which was expected. Silence tried to be clever but I basically shut him up saying that TsK seems to turtle better in IRC than in TFC. Silence didn't have a glue what happened anyway so we left him mumbling alone with his DM trophy. RiZZo tried to comfort him I guess.
Good game, one of the best I've HEARD as I was not playing nor speccing. This one gets easily into Top Ten Juiciest Matches Ever. Only thing this match would have needed would be me, ja, arro & korpse which is pretty much I guess.
- Rojola
PS. Aftermatch IRC humor by Daimi
* daimi- has joined #[TsK]
(daimi) was the server ok for you guys?
Statistics
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/jokupaska/
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/aivanpaskoja/
