Post by Rojola on Feb 12, 2007 2:41:24 GMT 2
Anonymous Tactics vs Clanda
Introduction
Well well, who would have thought :D God this makes me LOL when to think of it. Last WPTFCL season ended in a match versus Clanda where we fucked up pretty badly in 2nd round. This time it was NTFCL match, last one also. I was being so sure about us owning the WHOLE league in and out, that I had choose Enclave for our map just for the fun of it. DA had picked their best anti-AT map, Bases2k3, but that didn't worry me much as I expected that we field EL SQUADO DIAMONDO anyway. Well, fuck up nro one was that we didnt get EL SQUADO DIAMONDO, just some random team. Clanda on the other had very strong team, even fielding one AT player on their ranks as defence soldier (Thorm). Maps didn't favor us a bit and I'm notorious to fuck up strats (at least now I am) in weird maps, so map selection was fuck up nro two. Fuck up nro three was that even when we didn't have the team and the maps were bad, we and I were so sure of winning it still EAZILY. Talking about being cocky, ego and self-richteous? Oh yes, the true Anonymous Tactics way :D
1st Round - Bases 2003
Bases2k3 yuck! I made a vote for our strat in warmup and everyone except JaNordy voted for 4/4. Should have listened to JaNordy I suppose :E That was fuck up nro four by the way. Anyhoo, defence lineup was like me on the secret wall side, Demonaz on the other side, Blackout HWG and daimi engy. Offence was Ameepa, korpse, Megiz and JaNordy. Such a swuad it was, such an AT way to end the season *sigh* Clanda had good defence setup with b0nes, armzz, Abomination and Thorm. Ironic that our offy got owned by our own defender, an ugly duckling who never had the chance in AT to prove himself. Long story short, we played shit and Clanda owned us big time in this map :F Actually I played pretty decent and I was the highest scoring soldier also, so I wash my hands off from this train wreck :E
2nd Round - Enclave
Though we lost Bases2k3 by 30 - 105, I was still confident that we would own in Enclave so much that we would win the match NO PROBLEM. I mean, we had nice WINNING strat for it right?? WRONG!1 It was so horrible that it makes me wanna laugh and cry and shit all at the same time. I was HWG, JaNordy sniper, Blackout demoman, Demonaz soldier while korpse and daimi engineered the sentries. Ameepa was flag carrier and Megiz was THE medic. Suomi used this strat to fuck up *E* in the ECTFC back in the days, so I thought we could do the same tonight.
Little did I know that the strategy was pretty much useless and oh well, plain shit. Clanda had just two sentries and two soldiers in defence and with that strat, they fucked us over completely :F Their scout made excellent concs by the cliff as we expected. Altho JaNordy did excellent sniping, he couldn't get em all. I was really bad HWG when compared to armzz and Thorm said that Clanda was laughing at me after the match (he is a good lad and didn't paste anything, no worries b0nes... but I feel bad about it anyway). Ameepa wasn't able to conc as well as in praccy, but he did one capture to save his hair covered turkish #allnitecafe ass :p Clanda kept chain-capping and people lost the interest to play properly so we had all classes represented from pyro to spy. Round ended in AT defeat, 33 - 217 :E Guess I missed the fuck up counter by now.
Summary
What a fucking farce :D There we were, acting like the biggest and bestest TFC clan in the world and it all came down to our face JAUTS!! Somehow I feel happy now that this happened, as it would have not be interesting at all, if we would have own Clanda tonight. Now we have a story to be told and joke to be laughed on. Tonight I could feel the big smile of b0nes from thousands of kilometers away, and it felt good.
- Rojola
Statistics
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/bases_for_kids/
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/tivoli_sariola/
Introduction
Well well, who would have thought :D God this makes me LOL when to think of it. Last WPTFCL season ended in a match versus Clanda where we fucked up pretty badly in 2nd round. This time it was NTFCL match, last one also. I was being so sure about us owning the WHOLE league in and out, that I had choose Enclave for our map just for the fun of it. DA had picked their best anti-AT map, Bases2k3, but that didn't worry me much as I expected that we field EL SQUADO DIAMONDO anyway. Well, fuck up nro one was that we didnt get EL SQUADO DIAMONDO, just some random team. Clanda on the other had very strong team, even fielding one AT player on their ranks as defence soldier (Thorm). Maps didn't favor us a bit and I'm notorious to fuck up strats (at least now I am) in weird maps, so map selection was fuck up nro two. Fuck up nro three was that even when we didn't have the team and the maps were bad, we and I were so sure of winning it still EAZILY. Talking about being cocky, ego and self-richteous? Oh yes, the true Anonymous Tactics way :D
1st Round - Bases 2003
Bases2k3 yuck! I made a vote for our strat in warmup and everyone except JaNordy voted for 4/4. Should have listened to JaNordy I suppose :E That was fuck up nro four by the way. Anyhoo, defence lineup was like me on the secret wall side, Demonaz on the other side, Blackout HWG and daimi engy. Offence was Ameepa, korpse, Megiz and JaNordy. Such a swuad it was, such an AT way to end the season *sigh* Clanda had good defence setup with b0nes, armzz, Abomination and Thorm. Ironic that our offy got owned by our own defender, an ugly duckling who never had the chance in AT to prove himself. Long story short, we played shit and Clanda owned us big time in this map :F Actually I played pretty decent and I was the highest scoring soldier also, so I wash my hands off from this train wreck :E
2nd Round - Enclave
Though we lost Bases2k3 by 30 - 105, I was still confident that we would own in Enclave so much that we would win the match NO PROBLEM. I mean, we had nice WINNING strat for it right?? WRONG!1 It was so horrible that it makes me wanna laugh and cry and shit all at the same time. I was HWG, JaNordy sniper, Blackout demoman, Demonaz soldier while korpse and daimi engineered the sentries. Ameepa was flag carrier and Megiz was THE medic. Suomi used this strat to fuck up *E* in the ECTFC back in the days, so I thought we could do the same tonight.
Little did I know that the strategy was pretty much useless and oh well, plain shit. Clanda had just two sentries and two soldiers in defence and with that strat, they fucked us over completely :F Their scout made excellent concs by the cliff as we expected. Altho JaNordy did excellent sniping, he couldn't get em all. I was really bad HWG when compared to armzz and Thorm said that Clanda was laughing at me after the match (he is a good lad and didn't paste anything, no worries b0nes... but I feel bad about it anyway). Ameepa wasn't able to conc as well as in praccy, but he did one capture to save his hair covered turkish #allnitecafe ass :p Clanda kept chain-capping and people lost the interest to play properly so we had all classes represented from pyro to spy. Round ended in AT defeat, 33 - 217 :E Guess I missed the fuck up counter by now.
Summary
What a fucking farce :D There we were, acting like the biggest and bestest TFC clan in the world and it all came down to our face JAUTS!! Somehow I feel happy now that this happened, as it would have not be interesting at all, if we would have own Clanda tonight. Now we have a story to be told and joke to be laughed on. Tonight I could feel the big smile of b0nes from thousands of kilometers away, and it felt good.
- Rojola
Statistics
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/bases_for_kids/
www.blarghalyzer.org/parsedlogs/tivoli_sariola/