Post by Rojola on Sept 30, 2004 1:17:57 GMT 2
at | vs. LBU| War report by Rojola
Introduction
First things first...
Haha, Night and his fellow NOOBIES were picking noses in saloon so I smashed the door in and shouted "WHO WANTS SOME HUH !?!". Night came to me and told me to settle down so I punched him in the face *BLAM* and he fell on the ground. Zipp0 tried challenge me to ARM WRESTLE and I won (of course, and got his girls). At this point, RiEMu started crying and ran out of the door... Just to meet Ameepa & friends outside (with hoods & rusty spoons). After violent manrape action outside, Night got his act together and agreed to compare our POWERS on Dustbowl, TFC.
Dustbowl - Defence Round
Assfuck! defence round started EXTREMELY as planned as LBU got our 1st capture point capturated pretty soon'ish. Same with point two. This was just our strategy however. At point three, LBU had no chances against our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veterans. They tried to push with 7 soldiers (LOL) but were not able to cap the third point (we were so good). I got multiple airshots, bodyshots etc. with all weapons but I dropped once, hence the low score. Finnish UK WANNABES (you know who I mean you COMMIES) were defenceless at the presence of offence player Ameepa who just wanted to try deffy HWG once. In the end, Zipp0 tried to save their asses by switching to offence sniper but he was inferior to our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veteran sniper. Point three was never capped so our strategy worked like a charm (give them little, then pull the carpet or GTLTPTC for short).
Dustbowl - Offence Round
Night's posse & nigga fan clup was beaten in the first round and we set our gear up to beat them on this 2nd round too. Our offy was not as fast as theirs, referring to capture times of points 1 & 2 (remember GTLTPTC). First and second points are TRIVIAL anyway, anyone can do them. The real SCORE (means that WE get PUSSY) was point three, also known as "HQ" (military term). I think they were able to return our flag two times from the bridge near the capture point (GTLTPTC!) but third time was when WE REALLY tried to cap it and got it of course. I choosed VILTZ to do the honor of capture, as he is former UK WANNABE but he is straight now, thanks to my patented anti-UK system. Zipp0, Night, RiEMu... They were totally BURNED by our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veteran offence.
Summary
BRINGS SMILE TO MY FACE when I think how DESPERATLY Night probably tried to get the ULTIMATE AT TAKEDOWN squad but failed MISERABLY. Bit clever, he tried to save the DEFEAT in IRC before the match by saying "if we lose, it's just Dustbowl anyway". LISTEN KID, DUSTBOWL IS LIKE MAN'S BALLS AND WE GOT YOURS NOW AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!11 We were able to BURN THEM totally with some semi-active players. Then again, that is the least you can expect from hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veterans such as we.
- Rojola
Introduction
First things first...
Haha, Night and his fellow NOOBIES were picking noses in saloon so I smashed the door in and shouted "WHO WANTS SOME HUH !?!". Night came to me and told me to settle down so I punched him in the face *BLAM* and he fell on the ground. Zipp0 tried challenge me to ARM WRESTLE and I won (of course, and got his girls). At this point, RiEMu started crying and ran out of the door... Just to meet Ameepa & friends outside (with hoods & rusty spoons). After violent manrape action outside, Night got his act together and agreed to compare our POWERS on Dustbowl, TFC.
Dustbowl - Defence Round
Assfuck! defence round started EXTREMELY as planned as LBU got our 1st capture point capturated pretty soon'ish. Same with point two. This was just our strategy however. At point three, LBU had no chances against our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veterans. They tried to push with 7 soldiers (LOL) but were not able to cap the third point (we were so good). I got multiple airshots, bodyshots etc. with all weapons but I dropped once, hence the low score. Finnish UK WANNABES (you know who I mean you COMMIES) were defenceless at the presence of offence player Ameepa who just wanted to try deffy HWG once. In the end, Zipp0 tried to save their asses by switching to offence sniper but he was inferior to our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veteran sniper. Point three was never capped so our strategy worked like a charm (give them little, then pull the carpet or GTLTPTC for short).
Dustbowl - Offence Round
Night's posse & nigga fan clup was beaten in the first round and we set our gear up to beat them on this 2nd round too. Our offy was not as fast as theirs, referring to capture times of points 1 & 2 (remember GTLTPTC). First and second points are TRIVIAL anyway, anyone can do them. The real SCORE (means that WE get PUSSY) was point three, also known as "HQ" (military term). I think they were able to return our flag two times from the bridge near the capture point (GTLTPTC!) but third time was when WE REALLY tried to cap it and got it of course. I choosed VILTZ to do the honor of capture, as he is former UK WANNABE but he is straight now, thanks to my patented anti-UK system. Zipp0, Night, RiEMu... They were totally BURNED by our hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veteran offence.
Summary
BRINGS SMILE TO MY FACE when I think how DESPERATLY Night probably tried to get the ULTIMATE AT TAKEDOWN squad but failed MISERABLY. Bit clever, he tried to save the DEFEAT in IRC before the match by saying "if we lose, it's just Dustbowl anyway". LISTEN KID, DUSTBOWL IS LIKE MAN'S BALLS AND WE GOT YOURS NOW AAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH!11 We were able to BURN THEM totally with some semi-active players. Then again, that is the least you can expect from hard boiled, rock'n'rolling, ass kicking, big cock Dustbowl veterans such as we.
- Rojola
