Post by Rojola on Mar 16, 2004 1:23:58 GMT 2
at | vs. N. War report by Rojola
Introduction
I wasn't present but I watched the HLTV demo from the match so all stuff come from that + hearsay in IRC. Here goes... Poison snakes were trying to eat Bo's shoes all day so Ameepa decided to fuck teenagers at school. However, meantime HiiliZ jerked off not once, not twice BUT thrice in Amarillo closet with big leather mask that had boyscout insignia sticked on the forehead... And then we had match against N. from deutschland, maps were Monkey & Stowaway2 and name of the game was Lifeline Team Fortress League... But we called it "liffe" as it sounds cool and makes us look cool too.
1st round - Monkey League
Club Lederhosen was able to cap first *gott im himmel* and it was so fast that I didn't even introduce our Power-8 of the match. Actually first cap was after like 5 mins or so... Dunno what I'm mumbling but here is the lineup anyway. ViltZ T, DMW pit, Bo FR, vulture Engy. Offence was korpse, Mezger, primalco and UuniKaisa. After first capture, deff did splendid job returning flags many times. Same time offence was able to toss three flags to our cappoint and they literally capped those flags by tossing them meter by meter to N.'s front door. OverKill, der deutsche ungweld, was tough opponent at T I presume but so was our very own ViltZ. I'm starting to love this guy
Our last capture or tossuré as Turku calls it came at the very end. 30 - 10 to us, GG.
2nd round - Stowaway 2
Lineup was same but Mezger was so scared he crapped his pants and he had no back-up pants so Murha had to play... Wearing no pants. Funny ? No. Pathetic ? Yes... Go to sleep Rojola you are not funny and/or entertaining, even AT fanboy Dagsu is yawning. N. had weird tactics as they had no engineer at all. Three sollys and HWG was their strat and I guess they were confident that OverKill holds the upper respawn well. I guess he did but DMW outscored him nicely as our offence pushed from RR where Misti and Styx were playing the match of their life, I dunno. We got five flags pretty easily. Though there were times when their deff holded up pretty well. We opened their cave quite late, which was quite unusual as we usually open it right away. UuniKaisa change to *analkette* mode as he took HWG and helped our deffy to return the flag. Now how lame that was ? He also made offyrun with HWG, basically snooping around every inch of N. base and sawing couple sollys too. Was funny at the HLTV I can tell you. Again, ViltZ did great job at RR, more wubsies to him wub wub.
Summary
Great game from our guys. Our lineup was pretty tough for the job to be honest. Team Horst had mouthfull of sauerkraut this time but they will try to burn us down in the future I'm sure of it. Player of the match would be definetly ViltZ. I'm kinda tired to appraise Blackout as he plays always good and I'm not expecting anything less. DMW has good going too, keep up the good work. For Offies... who gives a fuck. They are so underrated in this clan anyway so I'm not going to save the situation by starting to fanboy them suddenly in match reps. Just cap it. Ameepa seeing sex dreams from pneumatic, me falling in love with ViltZ, looks like Team Vihti will have memorable time @ AT MEETING VOLUME 4 AT THE END OF MAY !
- Rojola
Introduction
I wasn't present but I watched the HLTV demo from the match so all stuff come from that + hearsay in IRC. Here goes... Poison snakes were trying to eat Bo's shoes all day so Ameepa decided to fuck teenagers at school. However, meantime HiiliZ jerked off not once, not twice BUT thrice in Amarillo closet with big leather mask that had boyscout insignia sticked on the forehead... And then we had match against N. from deutschland, maps were Monkey & Stowaway2 and name of the game was Lifeline Team Fortress League... But we called it "liffe" as it sounds cool and makes us look cool too.
1st round - Monkey League
Club Lederhosen was able to cap first *gott im himmel* and it was so fast that I didn't even introduce our Power-8 of the match. Actually first cap was after like 5 mins or so... Dunno what I'm mumbling but here is the lineup anyway. ViltZ T, DMW pit, Bo FR, vulture Engy. Offence was korpse, Mezger, primalco and UuniKaisa. After first capture, deff did splendid job returning flags many times. Same time offence was able to toss three flags to our cappoint and they literally capped those flags by tossing them meter by meter to N.'s front door. OverKill, der deutsche ungweld, was tough opponent at T I presume but so was our very own ViltZ. I'm starting to love this guy
Our last capture or tossuré as Turku calls it came at the very end. 30 - 10 to us, GG. 2nd round - Stowaway 2
Lineup was same but Mezger was so scared he crapped his pants and he had no back-up pants so Murha had to play... Wearing no pants. Funny ? No. Pathetic ? Yes... Go to sleep Rojola you are not funny and/or entertaining, even AT fanboy Dagsu is yawning. N. had weird tactics as they had no engineer at all. Three sollys and HWG was their strat and I guess they were confident that OverKill holds the upper respawn well. I guess he did but DMW outscored him nicely as our offence pushed from RR where Misti and Styx were playing the match of their life, I dunno. We got five flags pretty easily. Though there were times when their deff holded up pretty well. We opened their cave quite late, which was quite unusual as we usually open it right away. UuniKaisa change to *analkette* mode as he took HWG and helped our deffy to return the flag. Now how lame that was ? He also made offyrun with HWG, basically snooping around every inch of N. base and sawing couple sollys too. Was funny at the HLTV I can tell you. Again, ViltZ did great job at RR, more wubsies to him wub wub.
Summary
Great game from our guys. Our lineup was pretty tough for the job to be honest. Team Horst had mouthfull of sauerkraut this time but they will try to burn us down in the future I'm sure of it. Player of the match would be definetly ViltZ. I'm kinda tired to appraise Blackout as he plays always good and I'm not expecting anything less. DMW has good going too, keep up the good work. For Offies... who gives a fuck. They are so underrated in this clan anyway so I'm not going to save the situation by starting to fanboy them suddenly in match reps. Just cap it. Ameepa seeing sex dreams from pneumatic, me falling in love with ViltZ, looks like Team Vihti will have memorable time @ AT MEETING VOLUME 4 AT THE END OF MAY !
- Rojola
